I think its been more than a month since i wrote on this, and I still cant think of anything to write, so here's a story. (I don't own this one either.)
Once there was a rabbit and a bear living in a gigantic magical forest. One day, while the bear was chasing the rabbit to have for lunch, they ran into a magical frog. The forest was so big that the frog had never seen any other animal before. Therefore, he said: "Since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, aside from myself, I wish grant you each 3 wishes." "Goodie!", they said excitedly.
The bear went first. "I wish that all the bears in this forest are females, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.
Then it was the rabbit's turn. "I wish for a motorcycle." POOF! His wish was granted.
The bear hesitated, then said, "I wish all the bears in the neighboring forests were females." POOF! His wish was granted.
The rabbit already knew what he wanted, "I wish for a crash helmet!" POOF! His wish was granted.
The frog broke in and said, "Now hurry up, I must be on my way! And, may I add, choose carefully your last wish!!"
The bear said, "Alright, I know my last wish. I wish all the bears in the world were female, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.
The rabbit thought for a while, put on his helmet, and got on his motorcycle. With a smirk on his face he said, "I wish the bear were gay."
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