[二十五] 減肥成功績

I do not own this story.  My cousin posted it via Facebook, so he probably doesn't own it either.  It's one of the most brilliant business ideas I've ever heard.

A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 21 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a G-string and a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kgs as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5day - 10kg program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and standing before him is the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes , a G-string and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and despite his best efforts, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kgs, as promised.He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order their 7 day - 25kg program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.. 'This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds
a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes, a G-String and a sign around his neck that reads,
'If I catch you, you're mine.'
he lost 31kgs that week. . .

[二十四] 從屁股裏

I feel like this one blog post a month plan is insufficient.  Therefore, today I have forced myself back onto this site and I will find a topic to talk about, even if it means pulling it out of my butt.  (If you can read Chinese, you would get the joke there  xD)

so umm..  senioritis.  sounds like a good one.
I got it..  except it's very class specific..  specifically AP Calculus.  >_<
Ever since my teacher left in the middle of second quarter, my performance in that class has been...  LOL..  except it's not even funny..   I'm just not even motivated in that class anymore.  I come in, sit down, listen, then leave.  Notice that turn in the homework I only halfway finished isn't on the list..  Luckily my teacher will still take it.  But I realize something important.  As much as I despised my old teacher (who I'm pretty sure was on a well balanced diet of wheat thins and children every morning for breakfast), I wish she didn't leave.  We wouldn't have had this adjustment period with the new inexperienced teacher.  I probably would have been able to make up that one test from 2nd quarter that killed my grade, thus saving my motivation and self esteem from peril.  Lastly, I FEARED her.  The new teacher is too nice.  With the old teacher, not turning in an assignment meant she would be picking the chewy remains of my thick muscles the next morning.  So as of now, I am on the senior fail list.  As of next week though, I will have everything turned in because my 4 AP tests (also all next week) shall finally be over with, and I will once again be qualified to walk with my classmates at graduation.

Secondhand News:
Copper Hills High School Key Club, despite being founded during the later half of this year, and having very few active volunteers during our food drive, managed to collect a whole 471 pounds (214kg) of food for the Utah Food Bank.  Good job guys, I'm proud of you.

Also, the guitar class students of CHHS are supermegafreakinhellastupid.  >:P  That capo was $25.